…as posted by mykki…

I’m from Europe and IDGI, what is Halloween?

“An excuse for American children to go to complete strangers’ homes dressed in costumes marketed to them months before by corporations, to fund a conspiracy with the American dental association because dentists are expensive and no one goes except after Halloween because of the cavities given to you from the government! It’s also the one day American girls wait for all year, because you can dress really slutty and no one will give you evil Puritan looks.”

Happy Halloween to my dentist. :]

– Mushpa